
2026 Rumor Mill
Overall Injuries from 2025
(99%) Stinger - Knee Surgery #7, mostly recovered
(Out) Joe Tonelli - Shattered Shoulder in Keg Toss incident
(Out) Mickey Smith - Snow Shoveling Accident
(99.9%) David Holmes - Left Knee / Right Knee / Both Knees
(88%) Kevin Callans - Heavily Bruised Ribs (now fine)
(Out) Dave Albert - Hand Surgery Imminent
(98.3%) Smitty - Surgically repaired Bill Murray toe
(99%) Trendel - Kidneys / Gambling losses
Rumor Ticker
1-1-2026 Jim Arnold officially quits Club Modz to being rehab and training for the Ryder Cup
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1-1-2026 Modz meets with Muzzy (Meeting 1) to discuss draft and team strategy for this year's event.
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1-12-2026 Mike Zajeski added to list of "known" grandparents
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2-4-2026 Korbar climbs some 10K mountain and plants a box containing a MickStrong hat and shirt for someone to find 30 years from now
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2-22-2026 Modz meets again with Muzzy (Meeting 2) with new ideas and talks through all players that will be competing.
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3-19-2026 Zizek gets a platinum award from Hinge for getting 100000 swipes from women in America. He currently is #3 overall in world rankings but climbing
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4-1-2026 Providence Baseball begins season
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5-21-2026 Joe sends a 45-word text to the group noting his shoulder injury. Everyone on the list was most amazed that not a single word was spelled wrong and the grammar was at the college professor level.
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6-1-2026 Mike Fagan changes jobs. He wants to work more. His other option was to go back to college and give biomechanical engineering a try. His coinflip determined his decision like the true gambler he is
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6-14-2026 Providence Baseball ends season, Smitty begins his summer mental rehabilitation project with Trendel in prep for golf.
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6-15-2026 Joe Tonelli added to list of "known" grandparents
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6-22-2026 Modz meets with Muzzy after golf (Meeting 3) and comes up with ideas for team morale and talks through coaching strategies that will help him not get the PoS this time as Captain.
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6-28-2026 Vitas produces one of the best advertisements ever and has 2400 kids show up for his tryout, looking for 3 spots. Pissed he didnt charge $5 per kid and budget for 2027. He ended up taking only two kid and kept the kid that only has one functioning hand.
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7-1-2026 Kevin M meets with the Boozer family. Carlos will be an alternate at Club Modz this winter as long as he is on Stinger's team.
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7-2-2026 One-Putt Pete claims to be back. Korbar's draft stock skyrockets as he returns to Illinois and has only 21 putts on his round.
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7-7-2026 Dave Albert suffers yet another hand injury on the job. Rumor has it Alby was arguing with a co-worker over whether Ricky Williams was a better free agent pickup back in the day than Tyreke Hill was 2 years ago. Co-worker said he's wrong on both accounts as Garo Yepremian was clearly the best as he slammed a 2x6 on Dave's good hand.
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7-10-2026 Fagan built the day off into his new contract to play in the JJC golf outing. Disappointed with his team's -7 performance, Mike plays a second round of 18 and shoots a personal best 78.
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7-13-2026 Meeting 4 between Modz and Muzzy - Modz finally shuts up for enough time for Muzzy to utter his first words - "We should draft Stinger #1, I like playing with him."
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7-14-2026 JJ finally get copyrights to Chive and is awarded a settlement. He immediately hits up the committee asking to be captain in 2028 (Joe/Peter in 2027) and has budgeted for some really cool swag for everyone.
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7-15-2026 Jimmy 3-Wood has been instructed to expand the tape supply with back braces, electro-stim, theraguns, and Canadian approved drugs to assist Cally/Alby/Holmes with their expected maladies.
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7-16-2026 Smitty finalizes courses for 2026, Edelweis and Monroe added due to "ideal" sleeping conditions for Trendel between rounds.
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7-17-2026 Dave Albert officially out of GRC 2026, Bob Clarida in!!! Bob will have to wear Alby's shirt size Medium.
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7-19-2026 Cally / AB go back and forth on group chat..... Might see a new rivalry come out of this as well as a newfound nemesis of Kevin.
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7-23-2026 Alby has successful surgery on his "good" hand and asks for Dolphin Blue and orange for his cast color.
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8-1-2026 Party at Club Modz was awesome. Mickey was glowing as everyone talked to him from the moment he arrived, Joe's IV Plug was tongued by Peter, and several comments were made of the size of Alby's finger... MIA's were Muzzy and Ritchie (excused), Vitas (zero communications).
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8-3-2026 Smitty in a rage from the captains changing formats (Quinn(again) and Modz with the mulligan chips) breaks Cally's Driver and golf bag. As he split the driver in 2 he was heard all the way in New Lenox screaming that this is his last year running this.
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