
Bob Clarida

Height: 6'-2"
Weight: 245
Hits: Righty (slice)
Years on Ryder Cup: 0
Status: Rookie
Strength(s):
Food Challenges, decent bag player, bionic knees, solid poker player, master chef with all forms of slow-cooked meat, fishing, overall physical strength, and hitting a Ping fairway wood
Weakness(es):
Mickey Window Syndrome, has never played 6 rounds of competitive golf in 3.5 days,
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Average Mexican Rank: ROOKIE
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Nickname(s): Bobby
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Ryder Cup Rival : Tim Trendel​
Overall Record:
2025 Record:
2025 Draft Position: ​
2026 Projection:
Entering Galena Ryder Cup extremely late due to Dave Albert's company being dumbasses. Bob will be thanked by everyone, especially Paul Branshaw. Expect a ton of laughs out of Bob, plenty of windows for his ball to fit through, and some explosive "ping" sounds to be heard!!!!!
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