Height:                         5'-9"                                                                     MVP 2009,2011

Weight:                        201.9

Hits:                              Righty with Hook

Years in Ryder Cup:  20

Status:                          Veteran

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Strength(s):       

Calm demeanor, promptness, job placement, dressing for the occasion, organizational skills (poker chips), chocolate milk, ability to drown out haters, dogleg lefts, putting, pressure, and losing weight (wtf!!!!!! - new in 2021)

 

Weakness(es): 

Alcohol during golf, trying hard to finish 2nd in card games with one winner, captains challenges involving eating and drinking, white milk (whole, 2%, 1%, and skim), dogleg rights, and close talkers.  Also as of late, 2025 Mike has been much better with poker chips than short to medium ranged chips.

 

Average Mexican Rank:       8.25  (7 in 2022)

 

Nickname(s):                         Mexican, Fagan, Faaaag, fatass

 

Ryder Cup Rival:                    Everyone ranked above him in Mexican Rankings

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Overall Record:                           23-21-6   (Ranked 6th)

2026 Record:                                 3-4

2026 Draft Position:                    10

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2026 GRC:          

Played well most rounds and earned (2) Greenies.  Won the 2026 KQI Captain's award, but may be remembered for telling the 2026 captains two to three times the Draft Rules just before the true Shit Show started....