Height:                         5'-9"                                                                     MVP 2009,2011

Weight:                        201.9

Hits:                              Righty with Hook

Years in Ryder Cup:  20

Status:                          Veteran

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Strength(s):       

Calm demeanor, promptness, job placement, dressing for the occasion, organizational skills (poker chips), chocolate milk, ability to drown out haters, dogleg lefts, putting, pressure, and losing weight (wtf!!!!!! - new in 2021)

 

Weakness(es): 

Alcohol during golf, trying hard to finish 2nd in card games with one winner, captains challenges involving eating and drinking, white milk (whole, 2%, 1%, and skim), dogleg rights, and close talkers.  Also as of late, 2025 Mike has been much better with poker chips than short to medium ranged chips.

 

Average Mexican Rank:       8.25  (7 in 2022)

 

Nickname(s):                         Mexican, Fagan, Faaaag, fatass

 

Ryder Cup Rival:                    Everyone ranked above him in Mexican Rankings

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Overall Record:                           18-13-6   (Ranked 7th)

2024 Record:                                 1-4-2

2024 Draft Position:                    6

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Goal for 2025:          

As main captain, control Mickey, win the Captain award, and prove 2024 was a fluke.  Mike is starting to drive the ball farther again but will have an uphill battle against his brother and Smitty.